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Lynne

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PostSubject: noah - this made me chuckle   noah - this made me chuckle Icon_minitimeMon Dec 15, 2008 5:05 am

One day God calls down to Noah and says,

'Noah me old china, I want you to make me a new Ark '.

Noah replies, 'No probs God, me old Supreme Being, anything you
want after all you're the guv...

But God interrupts, 'Ah, but there's a catch. This time Noah, I
want not just a couple of decks, I want 20 decks one on top of the
other'.

'20 DECKS!', screams Noah. 'Well, OK Big Man, whatever you say.
Should I fill it up with all the animals just like last time?'

'Yep, that's right, well . . sort of right . . this time I want you
to fill it up with fish', God answers.

'Fish?', queries Noah.

'Yep, fish . . well, to make it more specific Noah, I want carp,
wall to wall, floor to ceiling Carp!'

Noah looks to the skies. 'OK God my old mucker, let me get this
right, You want a New Ark?'

'Check'.

'With 20 decks, one on top of the other?'.

'Check'.

'And you want it full of Carp?'.

'Check'

'Why?' asks the perplexed Noah, who was slowly but surely getting to
the end of his tether...........

'Dunno', says God, 'I just fancied a Multi-Storey Carp Ark''


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PostSubject: Re: noah - this made me chuckle   noah - this made me chuckle Icon_minitimeMon Dec 15, 2008 6:05 am

OK Lynne, I suppose it's obvious but i just can't wait for the answer.

Well, I will have to wait 'cos I'm just off out with the dogs for the daily walkies

But I will look forward to your reply when I get back Laughing
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PostSubject: Re: noah - this made me chuckle   noah - this made me chuckle Icon_minitimeMon Dec 15, 2008 8:08 am

Oh No what happened I missed part of the joke...it didn't save???? Will go try and edit it...
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PostSubject: Re: noah - this made me chuckle   noah - this made me chuckle Icon_minitimeMon Dec 15, 2008 12:16 pm

Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing

All the way round our walk I was driving OH mad with possible 'punch lines' - I think I got close but thanks for completing it for me Very Happy
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PostSubject: Re: noah - this made me chuckle   noah - this made me chuckle Icon_minitimeThu Dec 18, 2008 5:54 pm

Love it. Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing
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