Two Canadians set off into the woods on a Moose hunt, they have a complete moose skin that they saved from a previous hunt so the pair of them climb in it.
They have a Moose call whistle and one of them is trying to attract any moose in the area, suddenly they hear the thunder of hooves, the guy in the front glances round and sees this huge bull Moose running straight for them, the guy in the back says " what we gonna do ?".
The guy in the front says, " well I'm gonna start eating grass, you brace yourself mate ".