My toy, and WHAT a toy

If you want to stay ahead of the pack get one of these.






300 horse power, and they're all alive and kicking.

That's a beautiful car, but then again I'm bias.

When was the last time you took her out?

colin wrote:

That's a beautiful car, but then again I'm bias.

When was the last time you took her out?

Yesterday Colin, she goes in for an MOT on Thursday this week, I behaved myself though I kept the speed down, (if you believe that you'll believe anything )

nero wrote:

colin wrote:

That's a beautiful car, but then again I'm bias.

When was the last time you took her out?

Yesterday Colin, she goes in for an MOT on Thursday this week, I behaved myself though I kept the speed down, (if you believe that you'll believe anything )

Yes, you kept the speed down, you drove it about at 120mph instead of flat out.

colin wrote:

nero wrote:

colin wrote:

That's a beautiful car, but then again I'm bias.

When was the last time you took her out?

Yesterday Colin, she goes in for an MOT on Thursday this week, I behaved myself though I kept the speed down, (if you believe that you'll believe anything )

Yes, you kept the speed down, you drove it about at 120mph instead of flat out.

Shushhh, don't let them all know I'm a nutter.

your too old for that car nero....give it to me

kaos wrote:

your too old for that car nero....give it to me

Being of the feminine gender you'd wreck it in a week, it's a MANS car my dear, not for the feint hearted.

Well it passed the MOT the examiner said .. "how do you keep the engine so clean Denis", I told him I lick it every day.

For the technophobes among you the emissions were.

CO at natural idle - 0.00

CO at fast idle - 0.02

Hydrocarbons - 6

Yep folks, she's a clean machine.

nero wrote:

kaos wrote:

your too old for that car nero....give it to me

Being of the feminine gender you'd wreck it in a week, it's a MANS car my dear, not for the feint hearted.

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what a cheek... I drive...brill you know that

That's a right result you getting it though the MOT first time, bearing in mind that you hardly use it .

Did you have to blast it up the bypass and warm up the cat and lamba sensor to get the emissions that low?

colin wrote:

That's a right result you getting it though the MOT first time, bearing in mind that you hardly use it .

Did you have to blast it up the bypass and warm up the cat and lamba sensor to get the emissions that low?

My lips are sealed mate, I will confess however and Boobah will confirm this, last June we covered 50 miles in 35 minutes from Lix Toll in Perthdhnire to Falkirk it was 1am in the morning the roads were quiet, it had been raining so they were a bit slippery, have a look at a road atlas to see the distance we covered, it's a single carriage way road with more bends on it than a roller coaster.

Lix Toll is 4 miles west of Killin on Loch Tay, I hereby challenge anyone to beat my time.

kaos wrote:

your too old for that car nero....give it to me

Feck off tiz mines xxxxxxx

boobah wrote:

kaos wrote:

your too old for that car nero....give it to me

Feck off tiz mines xxxxxxx

Oh no it aint, when I pop me clogs I want buried in it.

Would you believe I offered to let Boobah and Shona drive the mean machine today, what a pair of wimps, al I got was lame excuses like, .. " oh I aint got time ", or, " perhaps another day ", .. another day my backside,

They won't get another offer, they both had their chance but they bottled out IMO.

So ladies, no more " you're far too old to be driving that car ", or " can I have it when you're driving days are over ".


Typical women eh, they both had a chance of sitting on the biggest throbbing thing they'll ever experience but the blew it.

I think you must of overdosed on some really stupid pills before you made that offer.