The Hotel Check-In

A man on a business trip abroad checked into a hotel in preparation for a meeting.

Wanting to ensure he stayed completely on the up-and-up, he remembered he should avoid anything appearing on his bill which would be examined by auditors.

"Excuse me," he said to the clerk as he accepted his room key. "I hope the porn channel in my room is disabled."

"No, you sick sod!" she exclaimed. "It's regular porn!"

Sometimes you have to be really careful how you word things.