The visit to the Vatican

This guy's in his barbers getting a hair cut and he tells the barber he's going to Rome and he's gonna visit the Vatican, as he's a staunch catholic.

Two months later he's back in the barbers getting another hair cut and the barber asks how he got on in Rome.

The guy told him he actually spoke to the Pope.

The barber was amazed and asked what the Pope had said to him.

He said, .. " well I'm standing in a crowd of thousands and he came over to me and asked, .. who the f*ck cut your hair ".